Shrek

god

Have you payed to our lord and savior Shrek

by Antonio20050418 February 1, 2019

Shrek

The Hulk in his mid-life crisis. He's gained weight, lost muscle, and gotten trapped by marriage.

He has a ginormous, just absolutely massive green cock and a sweet sweet vest.

Person 1: Man, Hulk really let himself go.
Person 2: Yeah, marriage will do that to ya, he's a real Shrek now.

by Sausage_and_Meatballs February 10, 2019

Shrek

A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.

To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Shrek

A god that must be worshipped.

"The people kneeled there worshipping the Shrek statue."

by Oofer. June 9, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is our ogre lord and savior, who also birthed that annoying donkey fucker out of his dick.

"Hey man, did you see Shrek fuck up Farquaad?"

"Yeah man, it was EPIC!!"

by Shrek's Biological Mother June 23, 2019

Shrek

GOD, THE BIBLE

IM WORSHIPING SHREK TONIGHT

by YGCVV VGVGHVXDFHCBK July 16, 2019

Shrek

God Savior

Oh, How I love our lord and savior: Shrek!

by Solllp July 25, 2019