shittiest bitch

someone who is very stank and shitty. they shit all the time, have a shitty attitude, or they jus look shitty.

Look at Teddy , he's a shittiest bitch.

by 38hot June 26, 2017

Shortie

A person that is short but special ,beautiful ,extremely nice, and most importantly hot as fuck.

Aileen is definitely a shortie.

by Aileen is hot as hell September 16, 2018

Shortstop

In collaboration with the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st base, and Homerun terms for interaction with a partner. Shortstop is the area inbetween right before 2nd base, that includes (but is not limited to):

-Intense making out (including tounge)
-Hands on the ass, or up the others shirt, but not touching any thing (on purpose)
-hands running through hair
-rolling around on the floor
-making a scene in public

It is best NOT to do this public, unless its lonely there.

"Ya dude, she says that only her moms gonna be home, so we gotta stay on shortstop."

by Jar-Man September 28, 2008

Shortstop

The optional step between second and third base involving serious videochatting.

Chet: Dude, I heard you got to shortstop with Veronica.
Bret: Yeah we videochatted allllllll night.

by ScrubClub5 August 11, 2010

the shortest word

the shortest word is short

What word get shorter when you put 2 letters on the end? Short. The shortest word

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

shortie

Short seller. Usually sells at the bottom and gets squeezed into a margin call by his broker.

1) Shortie just financed the premium leather package for my new M3.

by SG550 September 6, 2009

Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004