Going short bus

The act in which you declare you are about to go so stupid that it can only be described as going short bus.

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and in doing so he was going short bus with the swear words.

by Sex master 2000 April 3, 2025

High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

short yellow bus

The bus the "special" kids take to school. Good to use as a comeback

"Shut up! you ride on the short yellow bus"

"how did you get to school today? Did you ride the short yellow bus because you look like you belong there"

by Paulina V. November 6, 2006

short yellow bus

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

by Shep August 15, 2003

Dollar Short for the Bus Ride Home

This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.

That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".

by Thanks for the help Melp. May 14, 2008

Short bussed

The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.

Dude, I was actually short bussed last night dude

by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021

short busser

A term that is commonly used by college professors to refer to students that get (by law) 50% more time on tests because of a "learning disability". The disability is typically related to test anxiety.

The term derives its meaning from the fact that disabled students in the public school system often ride to (and from) school in a bus that is about half the length of a typical school bus.

Professor 1: How many short bussers do you have in your class this semester?

Professor 2: I'm not sure, but can you tell me how the fuck those retards get into college at all?

Professor 1: Yeah, fuck the ADA (Americans with Disabilities Act)!

by Itsmoida2me July 8, 2009