Formula for deciding whether someone died from an impact by how many shoes flew off
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead
1 shoe = half dead
2 shoes= dead
Person 1: did you see both of that guys’ shoes fly off when he got hit by that car?
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead
Person 2: Rule Of Shoe, he dead
by 1stonedrogue December 26, 2017
Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
by castman April 09, 2012
Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.
by ibangerjeepers May 21, 2022
A male with a large penis.
by Sweet Maple October 21, 2010
Common term for athletic shoes, so called because of their obvious popularity with busy criminals needing a low cost means of escape. Nothing destroys the credibility of a "Cop Show" on TV faster than having the fat, middle aged, dress-shoe wearing white hero run down a twenty year-old black dude in tennis shoes. Channel clicker, do your stuff....
Passing pedestrian:"My, that looks like O.J. creeping down that alley in black pants, jacket, watch-cap and felony shoes. Nah, couldn't be....
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 23, 2006
Talking shoes are shoes that the front sole has come loose or unglued. It can also be a generally scuffed or older looking shoe.
by raphaelgoldstein March 04, 2010
A shoe pimp is someone that has A TON of shoes, keeps them crisp and clean, cleans them after wearing them, stores them in their original boxes, and enjoys wearing rare and classic gems (and absolutely DOES NOT let people 'borrow' them).
Yo! Did you hear how many shoes A-a-ron owns? He's a Shoe Pimp!
Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.
Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.
by El Dizzle VIII, Jr. February 10, 2017