Wicked Slapper

An incredibly large dong. Often causes minor vaginal trauma and intense orgasm.

Jim pounded me with his wicked slapper last night.

by Feathers McGraw May 25, 2010

Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands

I just piss slapped Laura

by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009

shlap

It's a slap but its so much more

OH yeah, all of A$AP Rocky's new song is a shlap

by ahoyboi February 18, 2019

schlong-schlapped

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

Schlapperhippel

To undertake research or analysis, but not follow up on any of the outcomes or recommendations.

To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.

by Retchid August 23, 2018

Shlippy

Immense amounts of drip or swag

"what do you think about my armor?" " damn, thats shlippy as fuck!"

by Shliplord May 12, 2021

Saggy Slapped

The act of being slapped with the saggy breasts of a mature femme fatale.

Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!

by thesaggyslapper99 December 10, 2009