shapap

v. or n. The act of slapping something, usually a cock, across a person's face.

Suprise! shapap

by lotso September 2, 2003

Schlapperhippel

To undertake research or analysis, but not follow up on any of the outcomes or recommendations.

To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.

by Retchid August 23, 2018

Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

Love shape

Corresponding or relating to the amount of people in a sexual relationship, more than 2

"There's so many people in that relationship I'm not even sure what their love shape is anymore"

by John Dorigami February 8, 2020

wine glass shape

When a female has big breasts but a flat ass

Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame

by AsainBoyYesAsain February 8, 2017

I can tell by the shape of your head

A term used to suggest that someones whole life/personality can be determined merely by their appearance(The shape of their head). This is not alluding to the fact that archeologists actually can determine a lot about someone by the shape of their head; This can be done just by looking at them.

Look at yourself, I can tell by the shape of your head that you are a bitch; everyone can.

by xGUNy September 2, 2019

Ben Shapino

A Ben Shapino is when you try to penetrate someone with a flaccid penis unsuccessfully. Named after Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro Ben Shapinos his doctor wife. This is why her pussy is never wet.

by ADrone13 August 15, 2020