Shitster

One who claims to be a hipster.

Dude, look at all thoes Shitsters and art fucks.

by El Duche the fag basher October 30, 2010

chemical shit storm

Chemical Shit Storm When a food like substance sold has such an array of chemicals made to taste pleasant but is terribly unhealthy

I enjoyed these chips but I am certain they are a chemical shit storm.

by Rat-Licker November 7, 2020

Cat 5 Shit Storm

Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience

We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

shitsworth

the fancy way of saying shit

"oh shitsworth, your mum is licking me penis... AND I LOVE IT!" shit crap turd

by Xandra Cinder Velvet SILF August 14, 2010

Shitstamp

This occurs when your performing anal sex and the gender of your choice shits on your dick. Then you smack them in the face with your penis tip leaving a brown mushroom stamp.

“Dude I shitstamped Tina so hard that the shit wouldn’t come off her face!”

by Dndhjdjdnjddjdn October 18, 2019

Shitstershowerbateshave

Shitting, then masterbating, then showering, and then finally shaving. A heavenly quartet.

Spencer: What time you want to head out tonight?
Asher: I have to shitstershowerbateshave tonight, so probably not until 10.

by ashdaddy2662 July 10, 2021

shitsterpiece

Something that is so shitty or bad that it is engraved in your head. It is usually one of those things where its,"so bad it's good." Another way of using it is to describe an event that didn't go well.

"dude, that party was such a shitsterpiece!"

by bebehans September 25, 2021