Shitstick

Comes from the spanish word "caga palo". Means a person who messes around to much. A fuck-up

That guy is a real big shitstick!

by Thee Shitstick Robert November 6, 2006

Shitstonia

Shitstonia refers to Estonia, which is overrun by Russians, where native Estonians can't get jobs, have to be fluent in Russian to even qualify for most jobs.

Man, I hate working in Shitstonia, I have to deal with pig disgusting Russians every day.

by KillerMike July 4, 2014

Shitstand

The act of doing a handstand and taking a shit. Prefferably in or around a bathroom. Defying the very laws of nature and gravity itself. For support legs can be planted on the adjacent wall.

The only reported case was in a rural town, by a boy named Jay. No video evidence has surfaced, only eyewitness accounts of a few friends and confidants. Speculators say such an act is not possible, but that's for you to decide.

Odd thing happened today, went into the bathroom and saw some guy's hands on the floor under the stall and his feet peaking over the top. From all the grunting, I think he was doing a shitstand.

by Jay McGorty February 5, 2009

Shitstorm

A monumentally disastrous outcome or event that nobody wants over their head. Usually caused by an overwhelming amount of smaller negative events(called crap) occurring at the same time hence the term "SHITstorm".

Man: So help me God if you fuck with me one more time, I swear I will unleash such a shitstorm over your pathetic excuse of a soul that people will ship your ass to the Sun just to prevent your stench from reaching them.

by RICKIEdickie May 19, 2009

Shitstreaker

One who damages someone's property by covering it in streaks of shite.

Beware of the local shitstreaker.

by SAJLT August 14, 2009

shitesaurus

A person who shits multiple times a day. May shit up to ten times!

James: How many times have you taken a shit today?

Sharlene: I have taken six dumps today.

James: You are my little shitesaurus.

by whopperbar August 22, 2016

Shiestiness

Verb. Mental : Someone performing shiestiness is basically someone being deceiving, manipulative; and more often than not end up usually having negative alternate intentions. (Characteristics include but are not limited to someone who will lie to your face and play games with your emotions and get off on doing things behind your back, will often easily burn bridges than face guilt.

Fuck them and their Shiestiness.

by Truthfuck March 2, 2017