Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
by tytech038 March 21, 2022
Get the Houdini Shitbox mug.A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.
Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment
-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing
-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything
-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment
-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing
-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything
-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places
by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023
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A vehicle with rust on the frame or on the body in mass
Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage
Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage
“Don’t buy that car it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”
by Joseph_Stuntin December 9, 2025
Get the Rusted shitbox mug.Wall Post: i just invented the word shitbooking, the act of using facebook whilst taking a shit, which im doing right now!!!
by carnivore94 February 4, 2010
Get the Shitbooking mug.The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.
When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.
by HC Greenly January 3, 2007
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Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s
: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Inflected Form(s): plural dry smash her shit box·es
Etymology: "Off Topic Discussion" subforum of the internet forum "Shroomery"
Date: 2000s
: Intercourse involving penetration of the anus by the penis without the aid of lubrication : Anal
Gnubobo asks, "Wondering about how things might go with this chick...but she has a kid.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."
"dry smash her shit box
And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.
I instinct is telling me to keep my photon lasers locked on bar sluts. But I just don't know."
"dry smash her shit box
And tell the kid what a slut his mother is, and thats why he doesn't have a father," replies BigsWang.
by Kieran King January 8, 2009
Get the dry smash her shit box mug.n. Pejorative term referring to members of the baby boomer generation. Often used by Generation Xers or Millennials to express their frustration regarding how their parents' generation inherited a world of unlimited possibility and due to their boundless greed and entitlement, left their children and grandchildren a future of grinding austerity with no end in sight.
(1) My SHITBOOMER boss called me from the golf course to tell me I'm not working hard enough. (2) Sorry, honey, we'll never be able to buy a house because the SHITBOOMERS in Congress diverted the money for FHA loans to Social Security and Viagra research.
by TTH2012 July 5, 2012
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