shinterview

An interview for a shit job at a place or organization that is undesirable. The interviewee must present themselves as being keen and diligent whereas they know the interviewer will be a complete boring loser twat.

Damn dude, sorry i cant hang out with you. I've got a shinterview this afternoon.

by a_fool September 1, 2016

Shitted

When you get too spooked

I just shitted myself.

by bigman234 January 1, 2020

Shinged

The act of a Chinese man grabbing you and repeatedly punching your chest.

Person A- How did Xao Maing react to your comment?
Person B- He shinged me

by FaZeProXXxxXxxX June 6, 2015

Shitted On Em

When a male hears the song "did it on em" by nicki minaj, he approaches the nearest female and grinds his gentalia all over her leg. the male also places one of his hands upon the back of his head. By doing so, he has shitted on her.

This act is best when done to over weight black women.

Yea son, you shitted on em

by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011

Shintoed

A state of intoxication or inebriation most commonly caused by drinking alcohol in excess.

"Oh my Lord.. By the time I arrived at that after bar party I was completely shintoed already"..

by xiao en September 30, 2007

dumb-shitted

When another person purposely doesn’t know something (or pretends he/she can’t figure something out) in order to hassle you or make your life difficult.

I laid the whole job out a head of time and at the last minute Marty dumb-shitted me about the job location. He demanded directions and a map for a location I know he drives by everyday…so I had to scramble to get him the info that I know he already knows...and I got blamed for the job starting late.

by ~Foo Fighter~ July 20, 2008

shonted

when you fart and shit at the same time

when i was on the toilet i shonted

by Jakane Mario May 18, 2008