i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

white sheep

Opposite of black sheep. The only good person in a group of bad people.

He's the white sheep in a family of drug dealers.

by Ivy Thorne March 10, 2007

Sheep Booting

When you put on tall rubber boots, grab a sheep and put it's hind legs in the boots with your legs. You then proceed to fuck the sheep. This procedure is used to prevent the sheep from getting away.

"Damn man, I am so horny, I'm about to fuck a sheep!"
"Yeah dude, gimme your tall rainboots, I need them for some sheep booting."

by The Horned Water October 22, 2006

Sheepism

The act of being a mindless sheep, following the herd.

If you don't think for yourself, you are giving into Sheepism.

by Erin Springer December 27, 2008

Sheeping

The act of following someone in a straight line and needing to be directed in which way to go.

Person 1:Something, something something.
*Runs into person 2(who's turning)*
Person 2: God, Jeanie stop Sheeping, why are you such a sheep

by Tibbzy November 8, 2011

Sheep Dip

A blatant untruth. A bold faced lie! Synonymous with Bull Shit.

That boy has more Sheep Dip in his back pocket than there is in a whole grazing pasture!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 25, 2021

Sheep Mongerer

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.

<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!

by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003