shakespeare

a complete waste of quality time in school which could be further used for my sleep. English teachers like it too much, students don't like it at all.

person 1: this term we are studying Shakespeare

person 2: sucks to suck.

by rtyuytrtghjhgfvgh May 15, 2023

William Shakespeare

He is/was a friend of mine.

William Shakespeare is my friend, not yours.

by briko June 1, 2017

William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.

I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.

by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019

Gay Shakespeare

Geeks can look into the story of Romeo and Juliet and decide to see the romance that could have bloomed between Romeo and Paris instead

Gay Shakespeare goes thus: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Paris is the sun!

by HalimaPrincessFleek July 28, 2016

Shakespeare

NOUN: A sexy male that shakes pears
Base Words: Shakepereology, Shake, Pear

"Bro, that shakespeare has been wanting pears for years!"
"My grandpa used to be a shakespeare, but recently he's been shaking snozzberries!"

by Korkos Breadsofis June 5, 2021

Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

by [e-mail] November 2, 2017

Shakespeare

Big fuckin, Twat

Luke is Shakespeare!

by Sex_Machine_it's_funny_cuz_sex April 8, 2019