Sextastical

When something is so fantastic it is or almost is sexy. Therefore SEXTASTICAL.

Hey Frank how was that party the other night?" "IT WAS SEXTASTICAL!!

by Rollins Henry Jankins November 22, 2011

sextumping

The act of sexting while making a bowel movement.

"Dang girl, you look so fly...wait...are you sextumping me right now? Oooh, you dirty!"

by nick123456 October 13, 2011

sexcuse

Using your gender to validate stupid decisions, even though these actions aren't valid at all.

My only sexcuse is that I want to act as crazy as I want and eat anything I want this week. (For girls)

My only sexcuse is that I want to have intercourse with as many girls as I can before I lose my hair. (For guys)

by bauerboo April 27, 2014

sextually attractive

Being very alluring and captivating while you sext someone.

Someone who can keep the conversation flowing, and is very descriptive.

Talk about being sextually attractive; That chick is such a freak. She wrote me a whole novel describing how she would blow me in an elevator.

by hugsfromheather October 11, 2016

Sexturbance

The act of disturbing or being disturbed by loud sexual noises from a neighbor/ roommate.

Person 1: dude I could barely sleep last night cause of your sexturbance

Person 2: sorry bro....

by Tbhwtf May 16, 2016

sextesies

sexual fanatsies

if you do not want to be Ted Bundy or Charles Manson you can live out your sextesies in a controlled environment by reading Fifty Shades of Grey

by Sexydimma February 22, 2017

sexfused

When you are confused by your first sexual intercourse with your new partner and don`t know if you like it or not.

- Last night i was with this chick Jane and we had sex, but i don`t know, i`m kinda sexfused about it.

by Rhaymn October 4, 2017