semen bazooka

when you shoot a load into a girls mouth or cunt like a bazooka, with massive force.

I swear it was a semen bazooka. She never knew what hit her.

by sparky wahlberg June 9, 2007

Semen String

A string of semen you pull out of your penis when finished ejaculating.
Caused by dehydration.

After having a wank, John was startled when he pulled out a long semen string the length of his arm.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.

by mycrowsoft August 26, 2013

semen tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

by tomatoboy April 7, 2005

semen sommelier

An expert at tasting semen

That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier

by Pole cat March 3, 2014

semen enema

The thing a dude gives you when he blows his load up your ass and you subsequently shit when he pulls his dick out.

Brad totally gave me a semen enema last night and I shit all over his white couch

by Noanalnancy November 22, 2016

Semen Goggles

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.

"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "

by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014

bear semen

Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.

Sean: need to get some moar bear semen! rawr

by rowbsie November 8, 2009