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seagulling

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.
by mynameislucy July 8, 2005
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Seagulling

When there are lines of drugs available, it's not your turn, but everyone is talking too much shit to realise it's there.

It is 100% acceptable to swoop in and and do their line, as long as you make the noise "CAAAAAAAAWWW!" beforehand.
"Mate ,did he just do my line?!"

"Yeah, he went seagulling. Tough shit"
by Dangle Dude July 2, 2017
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Seagulling

A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell.
"Yo dude, you gotta keep seagulling that screw!
by Mel "Homey" Howells September 12, 2006
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lesbian seagull

a female seagull that thinks another female seagull is the shiznit Also appears in Beavis and Butthead do America
lesbian seagull : damn that ass is fine

straight seagull : dude thats a chick
by Killer Faery December 28, 2005
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seagullin

Game kids in britain play

They jerk off into their hand and run up to a friend or teacher throw it into their facial area and yell out SEAGULLIN
From Russel Brand
Jerry: Oi lets go seagullin

Charlie: Ok

They jerk off into their hands

They run down the hall
Slap it into James and Ralphs face

Both: SEAGULLIN
by blackchicken July 24, 2009
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Seagulled

Past Tense Verb. A Seagulling, or being Seagulled occurs when the ejaculate from a male falls out of the male's partner and onto the male when the partner removes themself from atop the male after sex.
"My wife rode me this morning, but when she got up I got Seagulled."
by PhillyDave January 22, 2014
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Screaming Seagull

The noise your girlfriend makes after you pull out, stick your penis in the sand, and then repenetrate.
My girlfriend and I went to the beach yesturday and I gave her a screaming seagull.
by Rack City January 2, 2012
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