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Scraping the griddle 

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.
I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.
Scraping the griddle by Shanigan September 14, 2015

scrumpkins 

A term used in the 16th century to describe the scraps collected by poor orhpaned children
Rusty Jimmy and Scrapyard Elsa fought off a pack of rats for a small amount of scrumpkins.
scrumpkins by RatKing696969 February 17, 2019

Scrumpkin 

Its a pet name that is often used ironically. Its just a term of endearment like 'pookie' and 'munchkin' and is used the same way. Its just to tell someone that they're silly and cute.
Person A: I've just gone and made you a little playlist :)

Person B: What the duck. Oh my gods. Thank you Scrumpkin that's so so sweet of you I'm crying.
Scrumpkin by starsfornewtmas June 4, 2023

Scrummination 

the act of being scrummy
that cookie was pure scrummination

Bum Scrumbling 

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.
Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’
Bum Scrumbling by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

Scrumming 

The act or act thereof of homeless men/women having an orgy inside of your vehicle.
You parked in a bad area, when you got back to your car a few hobo's half dressed run away from it. Inside you find condoms, mouthwash and semen everywhere. They have been scrumming inside your vehicle. FFS!
Scrumming by DJ WaffleIron August 21, 2012