neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

scruffalufagus

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

scuffle up

To scuffle up is to acquire, get, make, you know words like that.
You can "scuffle up" on pretty much anything.

Slang: I'm trying to scuffle up on some bread
Translation 1: I'm trying to make some money.
Translation 2: I'm trying to get some money.
Translation 3: I'm trying to acquire some money.

Slang: I'm trying to scuffle up on some stereos.
Translation: I'm trying to (get, acquire, steal, etc) some stereos.

by JGuzmannn November 24, 2006

Scuffed

Something that is really abnormal or just out right NOT what it should be

Example 1: Dude your personality is mega scuffed. Take a chill pill.

Example 2: This drawing is really scuffed. It looks nothing like what it should be.

Example 3: This apple is extremely scuffed. It has bruises everywhere.

by TheSnapback October 26, 2019

Scroffa

a greek term for bitch and or a fat pregnant pig otherwise known as fat woman that looks like a pregnant pig.

God damn, that's one big scroffa over there.

by Big and Black January 18, 2009

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

Scruffy Puppy

A term of endearment or ridicule, depending on usage and tone, towards someone who would be considered unkempt. Synonymous with other rhymes such as hippy dippy.

You scruffy puppy

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch February 12, 2019