Scottish Peppa Pig

A character based off of the popular tv series peppa pig that has been edited to become a funny scottish version, that includes swearing and lots of banter between the family

Did you see that family? Like real life Scottish peppa pig!

by Big man bald martin March 10, 2020

Scottist

Scottist means you are racist to Scott from Total Drama. It's Like Zoey but everyone named Zoey like Zoey Lagroomer, Zoeygurl, Zoey from All stars. Hey i dont make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mal: I hate scott he big bully
someone idk mike?: yOur sCotTiSt

by DuncanIsSoHot February 8, 2021

scottish claymore

A term used to describe the penis of a man of Scottish heritage.

“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.

by Peter Puller May 7, 2021

Scottish constipation

When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop

- I got that scottish constipation it's gonna be a long night👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

by Pushing poops July 25, 2021

Scottish Bungle Hole

Its a derogatory term used to describe that un which is attempted to be explained yet is unexplainable, therefore such concept is, was, and always will be such unless, except in the possible yet unlikely event of change of manner in form used as of by target individual applied to that of other means and/or fashions of original constructed inquiry.

This is an example of the Scottish Bungle Hole

by Jango Scottish March 2, 2022

The Scottish Yon

While engaging in oral sex (between two men), one man squeezes a dash of horseradish onto the tip of their partner. They then proceed to blow them while simultaneously jerking themselves off until the taste of horseradish causes them to vomit at the moment of ejaculation.

When done correctly, both parties ejaculate at once, resulting in the recipient ingesting a mixture of their vomit, horseradish, and semen.

Person1: Hey! Did you hear Jonny and Alec did the Scottish Yon last night?
Person2: Is that why it smells like horseradish?

by Nothalfman March 18, 2019

scrotilia

the lower portion of a man's external private parts.

Bobby took one off of the scrotilia playing shortstop in the baseball game today.

by busterboner August 28, 2009