A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.
Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009
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Rainbow Dash: Hey Vinyl, you make great music, I loved your performance!
Vinyl Scratch: Thanks Rainbow. Be sure to tune in to my latest tracks.
Vinyl Scratch: Thanks Rainbow. Be sure to tune in to my latest tracks.
by MichaelLi1339 October 27, 2011
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scrotch
• Scrotching
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• scrotch on the rocks
• scrotch rotch
• scrotchberry
• scrotched
• Scrotchin
To forcibly take
"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang
by doragon88 May 30, 2018
Get the scronch mug.to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful
"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."
by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005
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Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?
Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.
by flappy dickwad June 20, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch music mug.Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.
Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
by jesster79 March 3, 2004
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(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
by glrbird September 27, 2003
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