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by Scholars Band November 22, 2021
Get the Scholars Bandmug. A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 12, 2023
Get the Cope health scholarsmug. a student.
The word "scholar" can definitely refer to a learned person, but it's not the most common term for a student. Here are a couple of options that might be more fitting:
The aspiring young scholar poured over her textbooks late into the night. (This emphasizes her studious nature.)
He received a scholarship to attend college, becoming a dedicated student in pursuit of his degree. (This is a more general term for someone enrolled in a learning institution.)
The aspiring young scholar poured over her textbooks late into the night. (This emphasizes her studious nature.)
He received a scholarship to attend college, becoming a dedicated student in pursuit of his degree. (This is a more general term for someone enrolled in a learning institution.)
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
Get the scholarmug. "Mr. Bell declares himself no scholar"
by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024
Get the scholarmug. An armchair scholar is a person who thinks they are an expert on the subject after listening to one or two podcasts on the subject.
Don't tell me that climate change isn't real! How much research have you done? Don't be an armchair scholar!
by Siouxise Eileen October 2, 2023
Get the armchair scholarmug. guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library
guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar
guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar
by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011
Get the wannabe scholarmug. 1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school
by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023
Get the Scholar's Dilemmamug.