Schmedium 

Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.

Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.

Schmedium by Carnage517 December 9, 2008

schmegma 

The fermented deposits of white-chunkiness on a penis head, due to lack of proper hygiene...and competence.

The night-shift hospital worker loved eating the schmegma off of Ricky-the-Retard's cock-knob.

schmegma by Bun-Ju November 27, 2003

Schmedium 

A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.

This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!

Schmedium by Caroline Cardine October 8, 2008

Schmagma 

The cheese that gathers on your forskin.

Shit man I woke up this morning and had so much schmagma I could have made grill cheese.

Schmagma by Switch16 January 9, 2007

Schmegliochasm 

The air pocket inside of a geode

“Agates are formed over time after a schmegliochasm is introduced into the surrounding rock”

Schmegliochasm by Gregnant_rock October 2, 2020

schmageckel 

First used to describe the crusty stuff at the bottom of a cup of churros from a mexican restaurant.

I haven't come up with a better definition for it yet but I like to think it has something yiddish to do with a penis.

Are you gonna eat that schmageckel?
Get that schmageckel out of my face!
or Schmageckel Envy.

schmageckel by Chris Hardt May 8, 2008

Schmagu

the first person you meet after receiving a lung full of smoke. schmagu can be a person, idea, or apparition.

"wait. ma-who?"
"ohhhh, schmagu."

"wow, thats a real nice 'schmahogany' dresser you have."

Schmagu by T NUG$ June 30, 2008