Scheffler

Noun
1: something terrific. So terrific that it can't be described using any other words.

Person 1: dude is that an iPad?
Person 2: yeah here take a look
Person 3: zomg! This is by far a Scheffler!!!

by EyesWITHPRIDE October 13, 2010

granny schedule

the process in which a person battling a messed up sleeping pattern decides to skip 1 day of sleep in order to fall asleep by 8 p.m. and be awake by 4 a.m. Thus starting a new healthier sleeping pattern, like grannies.

Damn foo! I'm so tired, I didn't go to sleep last night because I want to go on granny schedule!

by Ben Robot July 2, 2008

paul schafer

isn't he that guy on david letterman? paul schafer is usually bald but can play the keyboard pretty well.

- hey did you see paul schafer play last night?

- yeah he was pretty funny

by Joe Fuzzio February 4, 2010

don't base your schedule around me

The cockiest thing someone can say.

Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^

by bdson1993 October 30, 2009

Scheck

adj. describing ones state of confusion about how much weed just got stole from them.

Man i just got my shit broke in to, what the scheck happened?

by JhoodY February 9, 2008

Scheffin'

~verb- To inhale excessive amounts of pot smoke all day.

Damn Casey, your mom hella thinks I'm scheffin'

Damn "B" i'm scheffed!

Damn that bitch can scheff

Damn, what would scheff do

Damn, this smells kinnda scheffy

Damn, fucking scheffers right?

Damn, karl keeps it the scheffest

Damn, i would scheff that for free

Damn, A. "you scheffed Mary?"

B. "Hardly even scheffable at best"

Damn, ...

by lil'_scheffer December 29, 2009

schecher

A ruit/beer pong psycheout tactic whereby a member of the defending team places a tab of a beer can or bottle top on the table in front of the cups, preventing the shooting team from being able to sink a cup.

Example 1:
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.

Example 2:
person 2: balls back!
person 1: you're not making any more cups.
person 2: why's that?
person 1: SCHECHER!
person 2: ...shit.

by shpam 4 January 14, 2010