scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

Scatterpillar

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.

Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.

by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017

scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018

Scatterling

wandering vagabond, homeless one.

I can't vote for any of the candidates, guess I'm a political scatterling.

by Telmea Story March 7, 2019

Scatter nut

A shotgun blast like cumshot or nutting while running in fear.

Her daddy came into the room and I scatter nutted on her face

by Foul mouth farmer January 29, 2020

Scatter

Bus transport: A (usually highly expereinced) driver who stands by at the depot to cover runs when the allocated driver or bus is sick, or an extra bus is needed for other reasons.
When not being scattered (the verb of covering a run) the scatter may complete other task such as orgainising, refueling or cleaning buses in the yard, answering the telephone or basic but important paperwork.

The school got their passenger numbers wrong again. Name, I need you to scatter to school name} stat.

by Busnut September 28, 2020

Mea scattergood

She is super nice sometimes very smart boys and girls would have a crush on her . She is trustfull of things gets told lots of secrets. she is funny,sweet,verytomboy,and encouraging

Mea Scattergood is very cool

by Mike sumeu January 13, 2019