scamper

a wet and moist Vagina that has a smell to it, that makes you run away with your nose in the air.

That was one hell of a scamper. I ran so fast from that ho.

by sp9ecialK March 3, 2003

scammer

a person, usually on runescape or neopets, that goes around scamming younge, impressionable noobs out of good things they might have found lying around...for example, i scam noobs on runescape out of pure hatered for noobs.

el stabby (me): hey imadouche109, how much money u got there?
imadouche109: uhh about 200k. i found it in lumby.
el stabby: pfft thats nothing kid, gimme the 200 and ill turn it into 200 million using my magic!
imadouche109: are u sure ur not a scammer?
el stabby: im sure
imadouche109: ok! sure! here u go!
(el stabby takes the money, and logs off)

by pot head370 September 16, 2008

scamperbj

A type of blowjob in which the tongue is first inserted deep into the anus in an attempt to scoop out any left over fecal matter prior to the blowjob. At this point, the servicer attempts to cover as much of the shaft of the penis in the fecal matter and then must suck it all off in a single insert into the mouth.

You dawg, I got a scamperbj the other day and it was sweet

by jeff69_ October 8, 2008

scamerl

an insult, a packing term.

Shut the fuck up you scamerl.
You suck at everything you scamerl.

by scamerl February 5, 2010

Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.

'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'

by treebag86 September 24, 2013

scammeretto

A male scam artist

The scammeretto took us for a lot of money

by yuba gurl November 24, 2015

scambroidery

The act of bullshiting

A salesman uses scambroidery like coercion

by DABuddha1788 July 3, 2017