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jam scam

jam scam

From jam |jam| + scam |skam|

When a scam, a dishonest scheme or fraud, is squeezed or packed tightly into a specified space at best slightly too small to contain it, as well as the attendant effects of said squeezing, packaging, etc.

A scam to the second or greater degree(s).

A Jam Scam is when several scammers collide at crossed purposes, or when the scammer gets scammed, or both.

"Mmmmm!, I jam scammed her ass!"
"I'm going to jam scam the lot of them; I'll hit them so hard they won't even know they've been jam scammed."

"I wuz f*&king jam scammed!" said the casino owner.

"Are you jam scamming me?" he pleadingly questioned the disappearing heels of the until quite recently celibate Go Go dancer, suddenly answering her boyfriend's call, even suddenlier (sic) leaving to meet him.

"Everywhere I look, it's a jam scam", said the Knight to the Bishop.

Getting f*&ked, royally.
by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007
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scadaddle

to leave, that's it just to leave. It just means to go away.
"well I think I'm going to scadaddle, I'll see you later"
by Regifter February 13, 2007
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white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..
Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.
by Teabag August 1, 2007
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scam spam

Unsolicited spam email that asks for personal information such as social security number, credit card numbers, account passwords, and the like in order to scam the recipient.
(See also spam scam.)
A HotMail account is just a magnet for all kinds of scam spam.
by Loadmaster May 2, 2005
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Scam Tram

An overpriced and over-hyped people moving tram, or train, that is used to move large groups of people over a short distance at a slow rate of travel. Named after the Q-line in Detroit.
While in Detroit I was looking for a way to travel a walkable distance of 3 miles down one road at a slow rate of speed, so I took the scam tram.
by Cococh September 23, 2018
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Scam bots

Scam bots are the kinds of bots that go on social media websites and will attempt to you scam in many different kinds of ways including trying to get you to get a free movie, get free currency from a videogame, try to get you to participate in their fake giveaway, will offer free hacks/exploits for a videogame, etc. What all of these kinds of ways have in common is that they will all try to get you to click on their link which a lot of times is malicious and can either be a virus, cookie logger, iq grabber etc. Even some sites like ones that give you some kind of reward from downloading apps, doing surveys etc are also considered a scam because you are earning less money in an hour than you would at a real job and its often kids under 13 participating in these so it would be illegal because you cant collect information from kids under 13. It is widely advised not to click on their links unless you have some kind of protection on you like a virtual machine (VM) or a Virtual Private Network (VPN). These scam bots mostly appear on popular websites such as Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, Reddit, Tiktok etc.
There are Scam Bots appearing more than ever since quarantine.
by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser February 25, 2021
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Royal Scam

A song by Steely Dan, and some kind of high treason against 'Everyman'.
Royal Scam is whatever Bush, Bliar, Obama, Camero, Opus Dei and every other imagined ruler of the world decides for all in their undemocratic minds.
by dogofman October 21, 2010
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