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Sarah Palin

1. An insane lying venomous puppet on the McCain ticket.

2. A far right cocksucking hypocrite, spewing moral value bullshit, all while her cumbucket daughter was serving up pube pie.

3. A dumb bitch who can't answer a straight question such as "Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?" (didn't know what that was) "What are your thoughts on the bail out package?" (went on with incoherent brainless babble that was totally erroneous to the question) "What magazines or publications do you read that form your views?" (couldn't name a single publication, not even just make one up, and took her 4 days to finally surface with a lame ass excuse obviously concocted by McCain campaign puppeteers)

4. Former mayor of the meth capitol of Alaska, which she left millions of dollars in depth, and a wolf wacking, moose mangling, loony gun nut.
Dude! This is like your 5th third rate community college already! Finish one for crying out loud!

Ok, ok, maybe this one will "Sarah Palin" me through.
by bigtexansfan January 20, 2009
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Sarah Palin

The act of taking something that's never had a problem before and turning it into a complete shit hole. Usually done by adding stuff that's not necessary by any means
Sarah Palin is a bitch who ruined a small town in Alaska forever. Now she wants to be president and the world will come to an end if she does. Fuck Sarah Palin and everyone who supports her. Shooting wolves from a helicopter with a machine gun? Dude come on
by smartestmanever2 October 21, 2010
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Sarah Palin

v. To Sarah Palin: The act of upgrading one's life (clothing, house, car) either by others' means (preferable) or your own.
Since I got this new job, I have to Sarah Palin my wardrobe. Too bad my company won't pay for it.
by Kristi Conner March 13, 2009
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Sarah Palin

A common white trash just like Britney Spears or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other three, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity. The only difference is that Lady Gaga actually got talent.
Sarah Palin and the Cake Fart Girl are talented trailer trash with lots of buzz and hype but no brains.
by Undostresmariah December 20, 2010
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Sarah Palin

1. A demonstrative bitch.
2. Dick Cheney after a sex change.
"You're such a Sarah Palin this time of the month." says Frank.

"Oh no you didn't!" responds Jackie.
by John McCain 08 January 15, 2009
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Sarah Palin

A situation that cannot be improved, despite hopes to the contrary.
This economy is headed into the dumps; it's really a Sarah Palin.
by Raymound Roussel January 20, 2009
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Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is a Mother I'd like to fuck just to say I fucked the Republican Vice Presidential candidate.
by Johnny Ro October 21, 2008
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