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schettino

1. verb: To flee without any consideration, dignity, grace or seeming self-respect, particularly from a catastrophic or embarrassing occurrence, with only one's own personal interests at stake.

2. noun: A derogatory term for a person or individual who possesses the unlikable characteristics of someone engaged in schettinoing.
1. Verb: I got caught kicking that girl-scout in the vagina because she wouldn't give me a cookie, so I Schettinoed out of there!

2. Verb: Rupert Murdoch can schettino like no other. Did you see him schettino out of that News of the World scandal? There are rats who could learn a thing or two from that man!

3. Noun: For Christ's sake Dick, stop being a Schettino, and let's get this man to a hospital. I'm sure they'll believe you when you say it was a hunting accident.
by Algernon Misanthrope February 5, 2012
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Schettino

(n.) someone that is so cowardly and weak that every person on the planet instantly hates them

-based upon the captain of the cruise ship that jumped on a life boat and left the passengers to die when he crashed his ship into the aground.
Mike pulled a Schettino when he used his infant son as a human shield.

Janet pulled a Schettino when she sold her daughter to a pedophile so she could get some money for crack.

Sean proved himself to be a big Schettino when he left his children to die in his burning house.
by poliscipundit February 5, 2012
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schettino

Synonym for pussy, coward, or wuss, esp. a coward with the characteristics of a douchebag.
You're the captain of the ship! Don't be such a schettino--get back on board and help rescue people!
by Mayor of Awesometown January 31, 2012
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Orville Sache

Having Digested popcorn kernels expelled from one's anus onto another person's upper lip in a such a precise manner it appears to be a mustache.
Johnny had popcorn, Jenny needs a mustache.. the combined result an Orville Sache
by Dugan Nash Again February 12, 2010
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Schettino

A complete asshole. Willing to lie and put lives in danger in order to cover his own ass.
The porn star decided to be a schettino and keep working rather than divulge his HIV positive status.
by Marvelous Underwear February 4, 2012
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Schettino

Verb: So scared that you empty your bowels. Similar in pronunciation to "Shit in yo".

Named for Captain Francesco Schettino, who crashed a cruise ship in Italy and abandoned ship instead of staying with the ship to coordinate rescue efforts.
You were so scared that you Schettino pants.
by Homesnatch February 1, 2012
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Schettinato

Skipper in Italian. Acting like a captain on the bridge but really making bad decisions.
The only maneuver on the bridge was the act of love with a blonde.
The 3 hour cruise that ended up on Giglio Island.
The captain was the first to arrive.
The captain schettinato the ship and was the first to cum.
by Doctorflailgood March 11, 2012
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