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Staff Ass

Short for Staff Assistant. Staff Ass is a Washington insider term to refer to the young, hot, female, low level employees that are commonplace in the offices of most male members of Congress. Staff Ass are often looking to climb the career ladder in politics, and therefor easy scores for higher ranking Congressional staffers.

The term first came to prominence when used by the notorious Washingtonienne.
Dude, I want to slam the new Staff Ass in Senator Voinovich's office! She is fucking smoking!
by Venizuela October 24, 2009
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swaffling

The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".

In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.

Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".

He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
by Kjanneke December 18, 2016
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STAFU

To shut the actual f*** up
Jorge stafu
by LolHoper164 December 26, 2019
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staff furry rp

the one thing you shouldn’t find out about.
staff furry rp is re-
*gets merc’d*
by CQ2687 June 11, 2022
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Boge Staff

Derived from the cigarette slang Boge, Boge Staff has it's roots in a small town called Manville, NJ. It was coined by a gentleman named Carl, the professional slob, when upon looking for his pack of boges, some how "staff" is what came out of his mouth, and with a little help from his friends' creativity, the term "Boge Staff" was born.

Also, from "Boge Staff", the term "Staffire" (which means lighter) was birthed shortly thereafter.
"Yo, lemme get a Boge Staff."
"Here... you need some staffire for that thing."
"Nah I got it."
by Steve Blew December 9, 2008
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staffie

A cool type of dog.
Pronounced: Stafff-ee
My brother has a staffie.
by Diego April 16, 2006
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Hypixel staff

A type of human species that have IQ less than most of the population in Equatorial Guinea. They typically attached to Hypixel (a Minecraft server).

They will only care who feed them money.

They often mistaken legit players with hackers
Hypixel staff IQ is lower than 55!
Hypixel staff like hackers.
Hypixel staff gave me brain damage!
by Meme.skillz September 25, 2017
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