Swundle

A sweaty grundle.

Pat's swundle is so out of control right now, that he might pass out from the smell.

by phizz123 March 4, 2009

Skindle

Reading tablet made only for porn, the deluxe version comes equipped with a splash guard and lotion dispenser.

Oh man, I just got scat juice all over my Kindle and now it's not working.

Friend: Bummers brah, you should've bought the Skindle, it resists scat juice and comes with a splatter guard and a lotion dispenser.

by Throat Coat 4U December 10, 2019

Mr Spindles

An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.

I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.

by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021

shindlers

In an advanced state of refreshment.
Shindlers list-pissed

I don't know how i got home last night, i was fucking shindlers

by Phil hebden September 24, 2004

Cock Swindler

N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.

Garrett, GOD DAMMIT, I'm trying to sleep you cock swindler!

by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

Spindler

The remanents of a stool left in the toilet bowl after multiple flushes that require the use of a toilet brush to remove.

After one number two, I needed the toilet brush to remove 3 or 4 'spindlers' from the bowl.

by Worst Teammate Experience December 15, 2008

Swindlebug

A person of small fat stature who you will often see on the market selling knock-off dvd's and dodgy electronics.

" Man that ian is such a swindlebug "

by Vladamir Krakanovo January 18, 2008