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swipe a sock

This occurs right after you have to take a really bad shit and blow runs all over in the toilet only to look up to the realization that there is no toilet paper. Your anus is a mess of fecies and it needs wiping. You have no option but to take off one of your socks and use it to clean off your dirty bottom swiping the sock through your ass crack. The sock is unsually discarded like it were toilet paper and you may go on with your day hoping that noone notices that you are only wearing one sock.
Jacob: Holy shit did I punish that bowl, I dont know what I ate but damn... and its all over me too. Oh F*ck, there is no TP.
Person: Dude, you really shouldn't speak your thoughts out loud. Anyways, it looks like your going to have to swipe a sock... yeah, it is just what it sounds like. You whipe your ass with one of your socks. Good luck buddy.
by acevadercycle October 7, 2007
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swype

continuous sliding on smartphone keyboard from letter to letter in order to write. Replaces typing and is faster.
begin at s (for the word swype) and slide to w, then y, then p and then e. The completed word appears on the smartphone screen. This is a writing movement that is very forgving. Spelled with a y rather than an i in order to distinguish it from swipe (a form of stealing).
by catfoopy January 4, 2014
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swipe card

Passing an object through someone's butt crack when they are not looking.
I took that badminton rackett and gave him a swipe card.
by Shawn Maglicic May 22, 2005
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Swagperior

A superior sense of "Swag" and uniqueness.
Jerimaine C Brown AKA Cormaine create the wonderful word "Swagperior" on May 21,2010.; The people i hang with all have their own style and version of there "Swagperior'
by Cormaine May 21, 2010
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swipe swear

technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. A great alternative to the asdfjkl;
Ex. 1 (on fb)
Anand: $%^&*()*&^%$%^&*(
Carlos:#$%^&*(*&^%
Emily:!@#$%^&&^%$%^&*()_+
Carlos:123456765456789098766
Carlos: Oops, swipe swear fail.

Ex.2
Ray: insert angry words here because I'm lazy!!!
Sandra: Dude, just swipe swear
Ray: Oh yeah #$%^&&*()(*&^%^&*()_

Ex.3
Jerry: You guys kno we had homework?
Joe: ^&*()_(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(()(**&^%%$%^&^%$$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Easy on the swipe swear, dude.
by BYAAAA! November 29, 2010
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swipebait

Sibling of clickbait.

A profile picture on a dating site that entices you to look more or, God forbid, swipe right.
Nice...you got a new match on Match!
Nah, I shoulda known better, she used a picture of her with a hot friend as swipebait.
by Fraud Notice January 3, 2018
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swopen

The art of stealing someone’s chair when they leave the room.
Their seat on the couch was #swopen.
by justanameforud October 10, 2018
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