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Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.
You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab
by Whiffles November 14, 2016
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SWAB

Abbreviation for "Study With a Buddy". Used in class by the teacher to have students study a few minutes in preparation for a quiz or test.

Other variations: SWYS (study with your self), SWAT (Study with a teacher- used for group led sessions), and swabbing (the gerund form of the word).
"Class, SWAB for 5 minutes for the animal vocabulary quiz!"
by Beth Nichols December 13, 2008
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Swab

A person with parental tendencies who does weird shit to mice. Swabs can often be seen talking about their 3 loves: keyboards, Quesadillas, and sedating small animals, especially mice.
A: "Yo dude I just got some pet mice"
B: "Better keep them out of Jeremy's hands he's a total Swab"
by QuestionableOtter July 5, 2020
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swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025
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Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"
by BrownKandy August 22, 2011
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Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end
by John Burroughs September 23, 2018
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SWAB

Don’t get mad at your SWAB.
by MarkCody January 20, 2024
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