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Sven Totes

an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).
Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!

Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!
by totesie August 14, 2010
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sven joshua

sven joshua is a great person with a nice personality. he's kind of shy but if you get closer with him, he will be the one friend who always makes you laugh and always feeling great because he will compliment you in all ways. he is trustworthy and all in all one of the best persons you wilk ever meet.
Sven Joshua? Omg i've never thought that he's that cool! I really like him.
by deannia January 2, 2017
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Sven the fenn

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Nick Wilde is my waifu, Sven the fenn my daddy.
by Caffeinelover666 February 25, 2017
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Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*
by Carbohan March 3, 2019
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Sven Clitorski

Dude, all the chicks love Sven Clitorski!
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Sven Einar

Sven Einar is the almighty god That is one and all even everything.
He watches you every day and night everytime.
When Sven Einar was a moose head on a Wall he fell off landed on a bench and fell into a jock then he rose up he was the reindeer Sven Einar
by Loke den store December 3, 2019
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Sven August

Some guy who does ski, loves lasagna and play Fortnite with the pro boiz. He's really into the bois. oops i meant fortnnit. He always has a friend named Jo.
That Sven August REALLY loves LASAGNA. HE'S a REAL GARFIELD!
by LOLDAMAN November 6, 2019
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