J-Storm

A holiday in the month of January, usually on a Friday, celebrated by Protestants while drinking a lot of beer. The day is chosen based on availability. The celebration is prepared for by withstanding from meat and alcohol for a week. Sometimes people plan for J-Storm, but in the end it really just is everyone getting f**** up when it's -20 out and there's nothing to do but drink in Wisconsin.

A first, J-Storm was about about drinking. Now it's about seeing old friend and drinking. Staring in January of 2012, J-Storm has grown significantly.
The first year Marty Spilled his drink on the ceiling and Joey took 23 shot. In 2015 Chase and Rae got engaged the same day as J-Storm (also Marty's birthday). In 2016 Angela fell asleep at the bar. In 2017 the bartender finally asked wtf is going on after reaslizing we've been doing this at J&B's Blue Ribbon Pub for 3 years.

Joey is the official historian of J-Storm.

Chase is the founder of J-Storm.

Marty's favorite holiday is J-Storm.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the official beer of J-Storm but any type of alcohol is permitted.

Marty spilled his drink all over the place and Chase didn't care because it was J-Storm.

Marty:"On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk are you."
Chase:"J-Storm"

"I had a *life event* to go to this Friday but I cancelled it to go to J-Storm.

by C-Stormer July 30, 2017

Storm..cosplays

He is a very swag person and you should definitely go follow him on tik tok👍

Cool dude: yo Storm..cosplays just posted!

Other cool dude: really? Ill go check it out

by Veryverycoolmanguy June 25, 2021

storm heitman

To laugh out loud when no1 else is laughing and when its not even funny

mrs oehling: today were learning about greece

Storm:AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAH

everyone else: .............

by t benzy April 10, 2003

eye of the storm

A period of time during a storm when things are calm.
However, this doesn't mean it's over. Things just get worse.
Can be literal or figurative

"Well, that was only the eye of the storm. It's not over yet. Things are bound to get worse." (Figurative)

by Fembotfatale October 21, 2006

fuck storm

Intense sexual intercouse.

Babe, when I get home we're gonna work up a fuck storm till dawn, yeah!

by dumb ironworker January 19, 2007

Smiley Storm

When you send a shit ton of smileys to someone

A smiley Storm Generally Looks Like This But There Is Also Many More Smileys Available :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

by Matt-the-MAD-King May 11, 2015

poop storm

When everything around you, particularly in a workplace enviroment, seems to blow up out of control. Usually people are flying around to get things done.

"Man, I came back after lunch and it was a big poop storm in there!"

by The Mink August 10, 2006