Stiff Arm

1. A football stance used to keep their opponent at arms length.

2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.

3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!

Maaannn...you see dat chicken-head over there, she came all up in my grill so I had to stiff arm her ass. Is that wrong...of course not!

by NestleQck July 4, 2005

Stiff Limp

Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.

I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.

by Matt Slocum December 28, 2005

stiff kitten

(n) someone who is very boring and not socially outgoing. lacks a social life, commonly turns down invitations to do fun stuff

Eric never wants to come drinking with us, he's such a stiff kitten.

by waxy z August 16, 2009

stiff dylans

A band comprised for four extremely talented musicians. The gorgeous guys are:
James Flannigan - vocals, guitar
Charlie Wride - lead guitar
Matt Harris - bass
Tom Slaytor - drums

The band, formed in the UK, was created for the movie Angus, Thongs, and Pefect Snogging. The movie itself is based off of a popular book series by Louise Rennison.

What sets these four guys apart from the rest, is the unique way in which they began making music as an actual band. Although the original reason they got together was to play the part of a fictional band, they soon realized they got on well enough to create the band in real life. The totally cool lads are now out making awesome music.

To fall in love with the Stiff Dylans, visit their myspace page and listen to their work. To learn more about the band, visit their own webpage at http://www.stiffdylansmusic.com/artistpagelayout.php

A conversation between myself and a friend:

"OMG you read those books too! They are hilarious."
"Haha yeah they are my fav. Did you know they're making a movie out of it?"
"No way! When did that happen?"
"I dont know, I just saw it on the internet. And the Stiff Dylans are a real band! I'm on their myspace."
"That fucking awesome"
"They are amazing."

by prettyrvegrl August 24, 2008

Stiff Pussy

Someone who has thick beefy vaginal walls.

Oh Baby I can't get it in...you have stiff pussy girrrl

by thickbeefy November 8, 2015

Stiff Nips

A term used to describe nipples when they get hard, or 'stiff'.
This is normally caused due to cold weather or if you are turned on.

1: It's so cold.
2: I know, I've got stiff nips.
1: Same!

by DeeJayy Coco Cee March 11, 2008

stiff upper lip

An English term meaning to keep all your feelings bottled in

"You should be more open to people"

"I can't, I keep a stiff upper lip"

by strengthchip January 21, 2009