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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
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8 string

A type of guitar that utilizes 8 strings, rather than the standard 6. Popularized by Meshuggah and Periphery, and often coupled with the now famous "djent" sound.
Meshuggah's guitarists all use Ibanez 8 strings.
by Meshuggah666 July 10, 2010
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String sign

The stretching of a thin string of pre-cum from an aroused penis to one's finger while masturbating.
This facesitting video's got me all worked up--the string sign is present.
by bellgirl December 8, 2010
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Block-string

In fighting games; usually in the Melty Blood series: A string of attacks that is specifically used to keep the opponent on the defensive by outright attacking them while they're blocking. Can be used for setting the opponent up for a throw, guard-break or mixup, depending on the game in which the strategy is used.
I dunno how long I can hold up against this block-string...
by Grekiro July 22, 2010
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Shooting strings

When a guy is in climax of jacking off and the cum that comes out is so thick that it’s stringy
“Dude i just got this girls nudes yesterday! I was shooting strings!”
by Noraa:) February 8, 2020
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Red-stringing

The way King of Police Bill Billingham solves cases on the Solve This Murder podcast by putting together the clues he has already collected through out the episodes
“Now I have the clues, it’s time to do some red-stringing to piece this all together
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Stabington

The unoffical suburb name of Lavington, in Albury NSW Australia, The name is well known due to alot of unfriendly people living in Lavington
"Ok guys lock the doors we are about to drive through Stabington
by Peter Alexander October 8, 2008
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