sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.

Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!

sob constipation by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015

Sob Com 

This is a genre of film for sad comedy. Similar to a "rom com" (romantic comedy), romance is replaced with tears or sobbing.

That movie was great! Couldn't stop crying and laughing at the same time! This Sob Com had all the best parts of Failure to Launch but was much much sadder and better.....

Sob Com by Ash Ketchum February 16, 2015

Sob cake 

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

Sob cake by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

SOB turn 

A very hard or fast turn that causes passengers to lean or potentially slide in their seat. Stands for "Slide Over Baby"

"That turn was so hard, I slid in my seat!"
"Yeah, it was definitely an SOB turn."

SOB turn by L_ronzo February 21, 2019

Sob Farm 

when someone says something unfunny or outrageous on purpose to get sob reacted

all everyone does is sob farm these days

Sob Farm by allthegliterr February 27, 2025

Flog 'n Sob 

Crying while masturbating.

Ex: After Todd walked in on his girlfriend being boffed by his neighbor, he ran to the bathroom and immediately commenced to flog 'n sob.

"Hey, hear about what happened to Todd? I'll bet he's been floggin' 'n sobbin' all semester."

Flog 'n Sob by Jack 'n Slack May 17, 2009

lucky SOB 

a short form of "Lucky Son of a Bitch!" said when a dude is about to be fucked up in some serious situation but he made it with no harm.

jamal: Paul ! WATCH OUT !
Paul: oops! That was close.
jamal: you lucky SOB!

lucky SOB by fullArmani January 13, 2011