That bitch is a smeez.
by A-dizzle17 October 6, 2006
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Pronounced sm-eeb
1. A childish person without any awareness of in general anything, not technically retarded yet sometimes acts in such a manner.
2. A young person with very thick glasses or a large nose (both if applicable) esp.if small or with red hair.
3. A n00b
Pronounced sm-eeb
1. A childish person without any awareness of in general anything, not technically retarded yet sometimes acts in such a manner.
2. A young person with very thick glasses or a large nose (both if applicable) esp.if small or with red hair.
3. A n00b
by Sudders January 3, 2009
Get the Smeeb mug.verb - The expulsion of methane from the sphincter in a forceful manner.
noun - Usually a hot mass of gas that diffuses slowly and sticks to everything it comes into contact with. Very devastating odoriforous eminations. can be known as a "gambler" under "diarhea" condition
noun - Usually a hot mass of gas that diffuses slowly and sticks to everything it comes into contact with. Very devastating odoriforous eminations. can be known as a "gambler" under "diarhea" condition
Everything was beautiful until Donde smeekaged.
That smeekage has been hanging around for 10 minutes.
Smeekage!!!
That six pack of tacos, 40 oz. of Old E., and lentil soup has made me a smeekage factory.
That smeekage was straight off the log, bro!
That smeekage has been hanging around for 10 minutes.
Smeekage!!!
That six pack of tacos, 40 oz. of Old E., and lentil soup has made me a smeekage factory.
That smeekage was straight off the log, bro!
by Sweet Eddy G March 20, 2008
Get the Smeekage mug.An adjective used to describe a female with the uncanny ability to confuse ones pink Motorola Razr V3 with the less common pink Motorola Razr V2 this often causes great embarrassment and social discomfort commonly resulting in a great loss of friends.
Girl 1:(girl one too girl two)"Hey look at my new phone! its a Motorola Razr V2!"
(Awkward silence accompanied by crickets, they look at eachother)
Girl 2:"Stupid smeeborg"
(kicks girl one in the shins and walks into the closest Hankook batteries store to purchase several car batteries. (on sale) Too which she then compares to the quality of her current RACV batteries, she finds that the RACV batteries not only out live the Hankook batteries but they are much more reliable and of better quality all round. Girl 1 is forever distraught by the horrible experience and finds solus in the bottle. Girl two pursues her dream carrier as stable remover until she is outdated by the more convenient hand staple remover)
(Awkward silence accompanied by crickets, they look at eachother)
Girl 2:"Stupid smeeborg"
(kicks girl one in the shins and walks into the closest Hankook batteries store to purchase several car batteries. (on sale) Too which she then compares to the quality of her current RACV batteries, she finds that the RACV batteries not only out live the Hankook batteries but they are much more reliable and of better quality all round. Girl 1 is forever distraught by the horrible experience and finds solus in the bottle. Girl two pursues her dream carrier as stable remover until she is outdated by the more convenient hand staple remover)
by Crindle June 11, 2008
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what a smeek
by mzzzzzzzzzzzz July 28, 2003
Get the smeek mug.Jessica: "Hey Shaun your cat is so hairy!"
Shaun: "Yeah, hes a big fan of having the Greer Smeed grow out"
Shaun: "Yeah, hes a big fan of having the Greer Smeed grow out"
by greersmeed October 6, 2009
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