Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus

I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus

by Christian88888 October 13, 2012

sleeping bag syndrome

Refers to an uncircumsised male penis, since it resembles an unrolled sleeping bag.

"Have you seen that Bob's got the sleeping bag syndrome? What a turn-off!"

by Erika Butler June 10, 2008

sleeping bag

A variation of the tea bag. The difference between the sleeping bag and the tea bag is a tea bag is usually announced or planned. The sleeping bag is performing the tea bag to an open mouthed sleeper unbenounced to the victim.

man that tall guy fell asleep in my jetta and i totally sleeping bagged him.

by Samuel Leblanc September 16, 2009

sleeping with vassago

Accusation that someone is cheating, benefiting by performing sexual favors for the right people. The phrase originates from a MUD (Multi-User Dungeon, a text-based MMO) by the name of Materia Magica (originally Moongate), primarily run by a guy going by "Vassago". The phrase accused a player of benefiting by sleeping with the game's main administrator.

You seem to be getting pretty lucky lately. Looks like someone has been sleeping with Vassago.

by Sam Dalton June 30, 2009

sleeping on

To sleep on something is when somebody refuses to do or ignores said thing. VERB

He was sleeping on country music for so long but when he finally gave it a listen, he loved it.

by Ap3x_Commander May 21, 2019

sleeping bag

when performing cunelangus on an overweight woman, grabing a fold of her stomach fat and stretching it over your head.

I was able to wrap up in her sleeping bag.

by Chris April 18, 2005

sleeping with sirens

A very good band that makes screamo/post-hardcore music and/or that band with the singer that sounds like a chick...

for all of you who heard of this band that is a man singing.

Oh,sleeping with sirens,thats a man...

by WRIST CRAKKER June 17, 2011