slant pun

A slant pun is similar to a slant rhyme in that it is an imperfect pun. Basically it's when you make a kind of pun, but it's bad but you still want to count it as a pun

*looking at a picture of castle ruins that feature your friends*
"You kinda ruin the right side though, might wanna get that cropped out"
The word "ruin" would be the slant pun.

by Stu.pendous June 22, 2019

slangtard

1: One who contributes to the urban dictionary but lacks the attention to detail and/or literary skills to use proper spelling, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.

2: One who contributes to the slang dictionary in order to demonstrate what they feel is their own genius or superior intelligence. Such as one who uses "ME" to define the word mensan, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.

1. The slangtard could not even spell "one" without leaving out a letter. He thought hipocrite was actually a word.

2. The slangtard attempts to use his entries to tell us he is a genious. He defined mensan as "me".

by Big D-41 November 1, 2006

Slanted and enchanted

the combination of drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana

Theodore: Hey dude wanna get some beers?

Ralph: Does a lion poop in a zoo?!?!? Lets get some buds too

Theodore: Hell yeah lets get SLANTED AND ENCHANTED then hit the titty bar ;P

by sabatian eather December 15, 2012

Slanagan

Slanagan, it is a word that describes many things. I eat "slanagan" for breakfast. I think the ride is so. "slanagan." It describes many things... It's your choice.

I like slanagan, it's my favorite food.

I think the ride is so slanagan.

by SlanaganMan69420 November 10, 2022

Crab Slanger

Slang word for hooker or slut. A person who knowingly has crabs or any other STD, that gives them away like candy.

Hey baby, you looking for a date?
No thanks, I don't fuck with crab slangers.

by Ru$ticulis November 10, 2010

gunna slander

When somebody compares gunna and food. Usually on his social media pages when he is most likely doing nothing, Ex: his new music video, the comments were mostly saying he ate his surroundings

“Hey, you seen gunna’s new TikTok?”

“Yeah bro, he ate one of his diamonds”
“He eating his car next.”
“Love the gunna slander..’

by Iliketolaugh October 9, 2020

Pulling a slant

1. Getting so angry that you completely shut yourself off from all outside communication. 2. Getting so mad, you delete/ban all of your friends involved from the internets.

I was trying to argue logic with Jacob, but in the end, he just ended up pulling a slant.

by Topsy Kritt November 16, 2010