hands of silk

a genetic physical advantage in football allowing one to catch anything.

Hazlett dropped the fucking hammer on the other team using his hands of silk snagging everything. It was steak sauce.

by J-SAUCE December 18, 2008

Silk collar

You know blue collar, white collar. Silk collar is when Westerners, typically Americans, move to Asia for work and better opportunities. The term was first used by silkcollar.com staffing agency.

"I've been blue collar, white collar, and when the US economy crashed, I'm rocking silk collar here in China"
"I couldn't get any decent job after college so I moved to China for a silk collar job, teaching English"

by silkcollar October 24, 2013

farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk

Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!

by larrydart May 13, 2011

Loretta Young Silks

1. n. One who is superficial, too perfect, shallow, and fake.

2. A song by the excellent Sneaker Pimps.

You're so Loretta Young Silks.

by trend July 16, 2004

real egyptian silk

silk that had been touched by Murdoc Niccals

“what type of silk is that?” “real egyptian silk.”

by physically_okay March 16, 2021

Silk Road

A continuous, uninterrupted line of cum. Usually made by shooting a huge load in a single squirt.

1. "She made me cum so hard last night, I made a 12 inch Silk Road on her ass."

2. "Wanna see who can make a longer Silk Road?"

"Nah man that's p gay"

by DaddyClinton April 20, 2016

Dressing a Monkey in Silk

Dressing a monkey in silk does not change the fact that it is a monkey. This is the phrase Spanish speakers use to indicate a bad thing has been made to look good.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.

'McCain is Dressing a Monkey in Silk' - Obama

by Legatus 1TTA1 September 12, 2008