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Shithouse mouse

A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.

Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"

Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"
by Digital Logic May 27, 2003
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shithouse

Someone who is the epitome of scum, The lowest of the low.

Someone with absolutely no morals.
A person who's just out for themselves and has to regard for anyone else, no matter how close they may be.
Hello mr Roberts, how are you today? I've made you some breakfast.

'Fuck off! I'm trying to watch Jeremy Kyle'
Gav, You're such a shithouse.
by strebor nivag January 9, 2014
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shithacker

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.
Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.
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Silthom

a very sexy person which is very hot and attractive god i love myself
"whoa dude Silthom is so hot"
"yeah dude i know right"

"what the fuck is wrong with you people"
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Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday
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Shithog

Someone who acts like a complete and total asshole. A person who has no regard for rules, respect or authority.
"That dude is driving in the left lane, talking on a cell phone, driving five miles under the speed limit and has a child in the car not wearing a seatbelt. What a shithog!!!"
by Maimee April 27, 2007
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Shithouse

Noun. A person who constantly performs the act of shithousery, or a place in which shithousery is performed consistently.
"Oh, he is such a shithouse"
by Orðálvur October 21, 2021
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