Lola Sheldon

A girl who smells like straight up DOOKIE. Like genuinely she reaks of piss and jolly ranchers.

bruh u smell like Lola sheldon

by jackmckeownnnn November 25, 2024

Sheldon

A complete chode freeloader with limited intellectual capacity/manhood.

My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!

by Smallpena June 13, 2025

sheldon

gun dealer who won't shut up

Please shut up Sheldon, I just want to get a roller.

by dualdigr June 17, 2025

Sheldon

Sheldon is an interesting person. He doesn’t believe he is very interesting but by god he is. He’s tall, handsome and has a big dick and knows how to use it. Will make you experience your 10th orgasm in 10 minutes. He swears a lot and doesn’t give a single fuck about anything unless he cares about you. Strong, fit big guy with a heart of gold who will make you laugh until you tear up sometimes. He’s very quiet at first but he is so much more then meets the eye. He comes across as rude to a lot of people but he’s just dominant. People are intimidated by him because of how muscular he is but he’s a very nice guy if you get to know him.

Hey Sheldon I think I’m in love with you?

Sheldon: (sarcastically) don’t fall for me, I’ll break your heart

Me: *has 17 orgasms and swallows every single drop because it’s so fucking good*

Sheldon: “good girl” *fucks me again after cumming in my mouth and I let him fill me up with his huge load*

by SheldonsCumDumpster February 12, 2025

Sheldon

The equivalent of a vagina whisperer that is a male, instead of a lesbian.

OMG, Sheldon is such a vagina whisperer, and glad I'm not a lesbian...

by The V.W. June 1, 2024

Sheldon Lee Cooper

The most sexy man to ever have lived, we are lucky to be in such a time of AI porn, because we can get Sheldon fucking a Playstation 5, (now you know where the white design "came" from) I would let Sheldon rim my asshole, no homo

Morgan: I wish Sheldon Lee Cooper was my dad
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon

by TheBeanSlayer June 16, 2024

Doing a Sheldon

To lock down a plan, have comprehensive actions and defined ownership and to basically bad ass it

Judy is doing a Sheldon on the project and make sure we are absolutely clear on what we are doing, when we are doing and who is going to do it! We are so bad ass.

by HardDimension June 26, 2024