Shrek

Shrek is a slang word for The Christian Bible.

Did you see the new version of Shrek?

by Shrektile December 18, 2018

Shrek

A living legend aka GOD

He said to me "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" And I totally agree with him.

by Spade and Shade September 22, 2020

Shrek

The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes

OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL

by -OwO- November 1, 2019

Shrek

A unit of time equal to an hour and thirty minutes.

Example 1:
I'm going to take a nap for about a shrek

Example 2:
Person 1: How long's the movie
Person 2: About a shrek
Person 1: Are we just watching shrek again
Person 2: ...Maybe...

by generalofnerdia March 10, 2018

Shrek

Our true lord and savior. He was put on this earth to save us all.

At the end of time Shrek will rain down and take us home.

by KornBoi June 11, 2019

Shrek

Shit on a plate and use the shit as lube and fuck the partner in the ass hole while he plays Shrek The video Game

I'm Gunna SHREK the shit out of u;)

by nictendo64 September 8, 2011

Shrek

The sexiest fucker in exsitence dont @me bitch hes hot and thicc and uhhhhhhhhhhh he make me nut

shrek, more like god

by shrek worshipper June 4, 2019