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shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).
I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!
by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018
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Shop Keto

by Gusgus9876 July 30, 2019
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Shop Rat

Slang for an experienced bike mechanic.

It takes several years to become a shop rat. Only after spending thousands of hours building bikes, building wheels, rebuilding suspension forks and shocks, setting up derailleurs, replacing bottom brackets, rebuilding hubs, matching chainrings/cranksets/cassettes, and bleeding every type of hydraulic brake system does one become a shop rat.

A shop rat is the guy/gal you want to talk to about your bike's issues. They've seen every possible problem a million times over and know how to fix it professionally and quickly. They also know secret repair tricks that you'll never find in a service manual or on YouTube.

The opposite of a Tool Box Ted.
I spent 10 years as a shop rat in a Colorado bike shop.

The main Pinkbike guys all used to be shop rats for something like 10+ years before their current jobs.
by BB30 May 16, 2020
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Shop white cloud

Shop white cloud is a clothing brand that's absolutely the greatest clothing for comfort and seasonal style. Worn by the celebrity Frank the fisherman who became the cover boy for the clothing brand in 2020.
Daniel: HAVE YOU HEARD OF SHOP WHITE CLOUD CLOTHING

SUSATINI: YES IM IN LOVE WITH THEIR SUMMER COLLECTION
DANIEL: I KNOW ITS SO CUTE IM GETTING THE SPORTS BRA

SUSATINI: BUNGER
by Brabruh Brando April 22, 2021
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Shop Guys

A group of people who are obnoxious, stinky and generally dumb.
by mikeybaby69420 May 18, 2022
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shop-plopper

Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.
Mary and I went to the mall today. She spent four hours shopping and I was a shop-plopper.
by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022
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shop talk

When bored guys rag on each other at work, with no actual harm intended.
shop talk example:

Person 1: "Need a hand carrying that box?"
Box Carrier: "Nah, I got it"
Person 2 (Usually shouted from a neighboring room): "He could use the exercise anyway"
by MacElster September 15, 2022
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