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Schmeat

“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”
by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021
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sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.
Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.
by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010
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shmeater

I walked in and his shmeater was out.
by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019
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shmemtar

A word that has no definition. Can be used in any way you can think to use it. If you say the word, you officially know the definition.
"Stop being such a shmemtar."

"Ugh, shmemtar, I'm so tired!"

"Yo yo, hand me some of that shmemtar, it looks good!"

"The universe is infinite dude, kinda like a shmemtar."

"See, push that lever, it goes back and forth...shmem...tar, shmem...tar."
by shmemtar June 26, 2009
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shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.
Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.
by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010
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Shmeables

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".
Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*
by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022
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Shmefty

Its a word that takes the place of a word when you don't know what word to use. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, pronoun you get the idea
You are so Shmefty
Don't be a shmeft
You're such a shmeffer
They are shmeffing around
Shmefty.com
by Jazmin May 26, 2004
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