Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

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I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'

The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!

by teori April 03, 2022

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Make Like a Shepherd and Get The Flock Outta Here

A southern way of telling one to fuck off.

Hey, do us a favor. Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here!

by KnightofNerdom December 24, 2018

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Shepherd Time

A time that is quiet and used for meditation in the Lord Jesus Christ, to receive revelation from the Holy Spirit, fellowship with God the Father, and prayer. The opposite counterpart to demon time.

Chris: Hey, do you wanna get turnt tonight?
Zeke: Nah, I’m okay, I need some shepherd time tonight.

by Pastorella November 02, 2022

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