The Sharpener

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman wearing a Rape-aXe and having her spin on your dick.

Hey Frank, my girlfriend gave my dick the sharpener last night! Best sex of my life.

by Mr ZSP October 24, 2020

sharter

to shart oneself. to try to fart and accidentally shit oneself. the person committing the act of sharting.

Bubba had surprise poopy at work, what a sharter. He actually tried to fart and pooped his pants. What a sharter.

by Stinkeeeee September 29, 2008

Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.

Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.

by -J-Town- April 30, 2006

swarper

a really good song. definitely not complete trash.

Holy shit this song is an absolute swarper. I will put it in a playlist of similar quality songs that I will not play regularly.

by imperialboy3 May 16, 2018

sharpened dick

A fancy term for an erection of the male penis

"I just got a sharpened dick right now!"
"You could totally see Ezrens sharpened dick through his basketball shorts."

"You may think sharpened pencils are great, but I think sharpened dicks are amazing!"

by Smelshelmpofdoor August 16, 2017

Swarper

When the sounds pre-buildup and the build-up sounds awesome but after the drop its just sound shit.

Guy 1: Hey listen to this sound its amazing.
Guy 2: Nah mate after build-up its a facking swarper.

by PinkFluffyWhale May 7, 2018

Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010