Smilf

Single moms I wanna fuck or Single moms in late forties/fifties.

Smilf is a hot mom that is single w/kids. Also a hot woman in her 40's/50's.

by Breejock September 30, 2007

smilf

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*

by masta jay March 9, 2009

SILF

Scholar I'd Like to Fuck

Chuck: "Hey bro, have you googled Nina Hachigian? She is such a SILF!"

by Charlwagle February 9, 2009

smilf

Senior Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, check out the smilf in the frozen food section."

by BrendanBien March 30, 2008

Sailfin

The full male genitalia through the front hole of your boxers. While having the back end of the boxers rolled and jammed up your asscrack like a thong.

Hey Jimmy, If I show you my Sailfin will you show me yours?

How bout I whipout the Sailfin and get this party started.

by Nicholas J May 13, 2005

SILF

A sister you would like to have sexual intercourse with. Usually goes by the name Danielle or something close to that. Usually has one brother.

Stuart- Woah! his sister is such a silf by the way!!!

by Roycropperfan999 December 24, 2010

silf

Swimmer I'd like to fuck

Amanda Beard
I heard Amanda's posing nude in Playboy, what a SILF!!!

by Rich Vaccaro July 22, 2007