rueben leanage

a large state of mass, multicosmic level of mass

he is almost as big as rueben leanage

by Beastycock December 3, 2018

Ruben

No not the sandwich, this is a dude.
This guy is definitely a charismatic fella. Sliding into those dm's like he's on ice, just about nothing blocks him from getting that number. He's even got connections to known prostitutes in Venezuela.

Sam: Bro I need some e-girls bad.
Anyone: just ask Ruben.

by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019

Rubben

Another name for Coke Zero in many parts of the world.

I want to drink an ice cold Rubben.

by W_Quave January 23, 2020

Ruben

(V) to use sarcastic emojis in text such as but not limited to 🤪🙂😀❤️😹.

The people were rubening in the comment section
It was filled with haha 😹 and no ❤️.

by hoodieddie July 18, 2020

Rueben

Big dicked sexy mofo. When you see Rueben you instantly get horny and start drooling. He's a party starter and sure is the sexiest hottest and cutest motherfucker alive. Probably a faggot too 😻

Wow did you see him. They're such a Rueben!!! 😻😻😻

by dickbiggerthanthesun April 6, 2021

ruben

very massive swedsih cock

ruben has a massive cock

yeah i also heaard hes a catboy
wow piss

by ratt.bo11 September 27, 2021

Ruben

Ruben is a person whom you should not mess with. He knows your secrets, he knows your past, he knows who you are. He likes to observe and listen to his surroundings. Any little information he gets, he will use it to his advantage. He can ruin friendships, relationships, etc. So beware of him, for he will not hesitate to destroy your thoughts on someone or something. He is powerful and he knows it.

Ruben will not hurt you physically, but mentally he will if he feels like it!

by Dangerous Man November 22, 2021