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lilly ritter

Awesome YouTuber. Sweet, lovable, psycho
Lilly Ritter is an awesome YouTuber
by Ow my back hurts June 13, 2017
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Ritter

Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.
"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.
by MaximusTheWeird March 19, 2014
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Kurt Ritter

1. Rhyming slang for 'the Shitter' i.e. the toilet. Used by employees of the Radisson SAS Hotel chain. It is a reference to Swiss national Kurt Ritter, the companys CEO since 1989.
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2. Rhyming slang for the anus. Also used by employees of the Radisson SAS chain for the reasons listed above.
1. I need to void my bowels. I'm gonna stop by the Kurt Ritter.

2. I've got a sore arse. My Kurt Ritter is killing me.
by dantechild October 15, 2006
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Tyler Ritter

Someone who is so stupid beyond belief that you actually can't begin to fathom it. They have smoked and drunk themselves retarded, and have not gone to school since the 3rd grade. A Tyler will spend all hours of the day playing dumb violent video games, and only stop and think about the contents of their bellybutton or how big that girls tits are. Anyone that spells the word "really" wrong or thinks Geography is the study of blowing up Arabs, they are probably a Tyler.
"Ey gurl yew so buittefull yu make my hart beet blud." "Dude you're such a Tyler Ritter."

"Ah man, how do you spell 'cat'?" "T-Y-L-E-R R-I-T-T-E-R"

"What comes number comes after 3? Is it AK-47?" "Get your brain checked, you may be a Tyler Ritter."
by thelaughingbuddha June 3, 2013
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ratter

fuckhead, wanker, shithead, mainly someone that pisses you off
your a ratter!
by kim August 18, 2003
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ritter

to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").
Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!
by sprog74 October 25, 2009
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ritter

Polite way of saying "ugly"
Man, you looked so ritter today.
by MIZ RAINMAKA July 8, 2006
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